Absurd Bird Greeting Cards

What makes goldfinches whistle?
Why are herons long and lanky?
What happens when partridges get all lovey-dovey?
And why does nothing taste as good as a fresh rat?

These, and a host of other vital questions are answered at Absurd Bird, a brand new website featuring a collection of charmingly illustrated humorous greeting cards and prints from wildlife artist Su'en Miller, to which her husband, best-selling children's author David Miller, has added an absurd poetic twist.

Featuring, among many others, a robin who's missed out on Christmas dinner, a near-suicidal great auk, a cuckoo who doesn't give a toss, and a gannet who's just glad she's not a shag, Absurd Bird cards and prints are guaranteed to hatch a smile on everyone's face!